Hello and welcome!
It's been a few years since I first put this site toegether, and I haven't had much time to maintain it, so it's very dated.
I am aware of this.
Since I first slapped this site together, HTML 5 has become the standard, and much of my HTML 4 knowledge has been depreciated, so in addition to coming up with interesting content, I also have a bit of a learning curve to deal with in order to make it "modern".
I am in the process of re-building, re-designing, and bringing it up-to-date, but don't be suprised if when you check back it doesn't look much different than your last visit.

In the mean time, please enjoy this lovely view of my nostrils.

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